Stephen and I celebrated our 14th anniversary earlier this week. We both forgot, as usual, and then were too tired to drink the champagne he brought home. Then we had a fight.
He's mad because I'm sleeping with someone else.
What can I say? I find her irresistible. She gets lonely without me and Stephen can't have any noise or light or else he can't sleep. And for whatever reason, he doesn't like it when his feet get attacked in the middle of the night. He's so SENSITIVE. He should totally, like, get over it.
We made up. There were compromises. He still doesn't love her as much as I do but the boys more than make up for it. We're smitten.