Our neighbors stopped speaking to us at the beginning of the summer. Perplexed, I called a few times but they were consistently cold. The entire summer passed with a dark cloud hanging over the end of the driveway where their house sits. Their pool sat, unused.
School started and they did not come to the bus stop at the end of our driveway. Lo and behold, this morning he came out with their boy. After the children had departed, I asked him what was up with the not speaking to us thing. He said that early in the summer, someone had called the fire department because they were burning trash in their back yard. The health department came and then the zoning department, etc., it was a big magilla.
So you think WE did this? You honestly think we would call the authorities on you? You wasted an entire summer of fun and our 10-year relationship on some unfounded suspicion about which you didn't even bother to ask us? I am dumbfounded. This just happened so my mouth is still hanging open.
Closing mouth now and getting over it. Have you seen the "sculptural" shoes we're supposedly wearing this fall?
If I'm going to spend $900 on a crazy pair of shoes, they are not going to make me look like I'm wearing a museum on the end of my foot.
The feet are big enough as it is, they do not need wings or struts or ballisters or any extra hangy or dangly items.
Okay, I'm done. I feel better now.